❓ FAQ – Bark Booze 🐶

1. So… what exactly is Bark & Booze?

We’re basically your dog’s favorite dive bar. We serve squeaky whiskey bottles, plush cigars, and boozy toys – totally safe for pups, totally hilarious for humans. Zero hangovers included. 🍸🐾

2. Is there actual alcohol or tobacco inside?

Not a drop. Just fluff, squeakers, and a good time. Your dog gets “tipsy” on joy, not booze.

3. Are the toys safe?

Yep! Made from dog-friendly materials, designed for chewing, chasing, and slobbering. Just remember – no toy is indestructible. If your pup chews like a furry wrecking ball, keep an eye out (and maybe grab yourself a stiff drink).

4. What sizes do you offer?

From pocket-sized pups to giant boozers – check the product descriptions for exact measurements.

5. How long does shipping take?

Typically 7–14 business days. Think of it like waiting for happy hour… the countdown makes it sweeter. 🍹

6. Can I return my order if my dog’s not impressed?

Yes – you’ve got 14 days to send it back if it’s unused and in original condition.

BUT:

👉 “My dog already slobbered all over the toy – can I return it?”

Sorry, no. For hygienic reasons, once a toy’s been played with (or turned into a drool sponge), it can’t come back to the bar.

7. What payment methods do you accept?

Credit card, PayPal, Klarna, instant bank transfer – all the usual suspects. Safer than leaving a steak unattended on the counter.

8. Can my dog destroy the toys?

Let’s be real: if your pup’s got jaws of steel, yes. Our toys are sturdy, but they’re not made of kryptonite. Always supervise playtime and replace if needed.

9. Who are these toys for?

For dogs of all shapes and sizes – and for humans who like their pup toys shaken, not stirred. 🍸🐶 If you’ve got a sense of humor (and a thirsty hound), you’re in the right place.

🎉 Fun Question!

Can I share a beer with my dog?

Tempting… but sadly, no. Your pup will have to stick to the squeaky version. You enjoy the real thing – they’ll enjoy slobbering on their “brew.” Cheers to safe, happy, and slightly tipsy playtime! 🐾🍺