Chew-gar 🚬

Chew-gar™ – For the Classy Canine 🐾💨
Because some dogs prefer cigars over sticks. This plush squeaky "stogie" lets your pup chew in style – no smoke, just sass. Perfect for pups who run the dog park like a mafia boss.

Sophistication level: 100%.
Side effects: Uncontrollable tail wags and major main-character energy.